MARS ACK ACK ATTACKS 

Ack ack ack ack! Ack ack, ack ack ack. Ack ack ack ack ack, ack ack!ACK Ack ack ack ack! Ack ack, ack ack. Ack ack ack ack ack, ack ack! ACK?

"ACK ACK PULL MY FINGER !"

M-ARSE ATTACKS! 

AMERICAN BLOODY MARY 

American Mary is a freaky, dive into the weird and not too wonderful world of body modification and human obsession. “Unique” and “freak” are the only words that really fit — and for those poor souls who take body modding to the extreme, they somehow end up being both at the same time once the body pimping is done. There’s a sort of sordid realism to some of the background characters, like they're not really actors but real participants. I knew next to nothing going in, stumbling upon this movie by chance. The title gives nothing away, in the best way. The first time we meet her Betty Boop friend Beatress, it was unsettling, sure, but also weirdly fascinating and utterly bewildering.

There’s an abundance of disturbing, unsettling scenes, strange characters, and bizarre ideas at play here. Basically, extreme underground cosmetic surgery, there's one woman who wants to turn herself into a human Barbie doll.  And as for that creepy, leeching doctor? Let’s just say karma in American Mary doesn’t do subtle; it serves up exactly what he deserved, with a side of freakshow justice.

 All in all, it's not a great movie, but to me, this movie hit the spot when I had nothing to watch and craved a film about body dysmorphic correction surgery: an enjoyable, if disturbing, find. 

Sure, it has flaws, it's a bit of a mess sometimes, I guess, like some of the people, but honestly… I can live with that, no need for re-edits. There was already enough cutting and splicing going on. 

Once a douchebag - now a punch bag - " ready for that upper cut, mister?" 

 

 JOIN US! FACE YOUR DEMONS! 

Chainsaws revving, blood flying, and a cabin doing its best impression of a possessed blender,  with Ash and demons as the main ingredients, yes, it’s the utterly deranged Evil Dead finale! Poor Ash is down to one hand, one nerve, and zero hope of ever getting his deposit back. The Necronomicon’s throwing tantrums, the walls are bleeding, and the furniture’s laughing; it’s basically an Airbnb from hell.

This climactic showdown had it all: plasticine monsters, stop-motion chaos, and mushy peas that never looked so terrifying. 

What a movie! It was a true standout in my horror-watching life. I still remember this moment the way that possessed demon lunged forward, like it was gliding on rails,  pure, unfiltered nightmare fuel that burned itself into my brain forever.

“Having a sore hand is bad… having a chainsaw hand? That’s badder!”

KEMPER CHAINSAW MASSACRE

here be a  quickie drawing of the moment that actually terrified me watching the 2003 remake of Texas chainsaw massacre, its when we catch a glimpse of Leatherface wearing Kemper's face, such a disturbing image.

the Kemper masked leather face 

Friday the13th again

Just realised what today is, so I drew a quickie sketch in recognition.

Now just as I'm posting this up I realised that this is the third incarnation Jason so it's from FRIDAY THE 13th part III, this takes place after the events of the first two movies which means this movie actually occurs on the following 2 days ...so its really Saturday the 14th and Sunday the 15th! Doh! I could have saved rushing it and taken my time drawing this.




                               What do victim shout when pursued? ---STOP Jason me!!

FATHERS DAY

Its fathers day today so I thought why not rush of a quick back from the grave image of rotten ole Dead Nate from the amazing Creepshow movie.

See, it's not only wedding cakes that end up with tiers. 

ALIENS on BOARD!

Yeah I've owned this artwork for a while and as I rarely look at these I decided to sell them off , these are actual Alien Ressurection storyboards used in the production of the movie and I am sorry but I  have no idea who the artist here is, if anyone is able to shed any light on the name and would be all too pleased to give him or her credit here.
I recently sold these along with a nice kit model of the space jockey from Alien movie by Halcyon, of which I took some nice photographs of before packaging up and shipping off.