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Friday, 17 October 2025

 MONSTERS A GORGO!

Some giant monster artwork here! 

Think of it as a fun Godzilla wannabe, a cheeky British knock-off version. Big, scaly, slightly confused, and absolutely loving the chaos it’s causing, classic rubber-suit-crushing-model-building vibes with a proper England setting. 

Honestly, if this beast showed up in my backyard, I’d probably just grab a cuppa tea and watch the mayhem, saying “Cor blimey, guv-nah…” every time he steps on one of those classic black London cabs!


Here's the beastie, he comes at you in black n' white 
and not in the version below. 





“I tried not to be cheesy, but it somehow squeezed its way into this caption:
The Gorgeous Gorgonzola-Eating Gorgon Gorgo.” 








 DIRECTOR’S CUT

Haha, I just have to laugh at this! 

I found this little drawing by me tucked away in my old art folder,  it’s horror film related and actually appeared in a script book for the 1978 movie, so yep… the director approves!

I’m not going to tell you the movie, though, see if you can guess. 

Here are a couple of cryptic clues:

 It’s bizarrely edible in wordplay (well, some of it is),

 You can do this in someone's eye, and you can also "roast" like this… and the last word goes with “gravy.” 

Okay, bonus clue, also not in the title itself, but somewhere in the middle of the movie, a weiner pops up.


Guess the movie time!


 MARS ACK ACK ATTACKS 




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ACK?

"ACK ACK PULL MY FINGER !"


M-ARSE ATTACKS! 







AMERICAN BLOODY MARY 

American Mary is a freaky, unforgettable dive into the weird and wonderful world of body modification and human obsession. “Unique” and “freak” are the only words that really fit — and for those poor souls who take body modding to the extreme, they somehow end up being both at the same time once the body pimping is done. There’s a sort of sordid realism to some of the characters, and honestly, it was totally different from what I expected. I knew next to nothing going in, stumbling upon this movie by chance. The title gives nothing away, in the best way. The first time we meet her Betty Boop friend Beatress?   Unsettling, sure, but also weirdly fascinating and utterly bewildering.

There’s an abundance of disturbing, unsettling scenes, strange characters, and bizarre ideas at play here. Basically, extreme underground cosmetic surgery, there's one woman who wants to turn herself into a human Barbie doll.  And as for that creepy, leeching doctor? Let’s just say karma in American Mary doesn’t do subtle; it serves up exactly what he deserved, with a side of freakshow justice.

 All in all, it's not a great movie, but to me, this movie was a good find when I had nothing to watch and craved a film about body dysmorphic correction surgery: an enjoyable, if disturbing, find. Sure, it has its flaws, it's a bit of a mess sometimes, like some of the people, but honestly… I can live with that, no need for re-edits. 


Once a douchebag - now a punch bag.

 

 JOIN US! FACE YOUR DEMONS! 

Chainsaws revving, blood flying, and a cabin doing its best impression of a possessed blender,  with Ash and demons as the main ingredients, yes, it’s the utterly deranged Evil Dead finale! Poor Ash is down to one hand, one nerve, and zero hope of ever getting his deposit back. The Necronomicon’s throwing tantrums, the walls are bleeding, and the furniture’s laughing; it’s basically an Airbnb from hell.

This climactic showdown had it all: plasticine monsters, stop-motion chaos, and mushy peas that never looked so terrifying. 

What a movie! It was a true standout in my horror-watching life. I still remember this moment the way that possessed demon lunged forward, like it was gliding on rails,  pure, unfiltered nightmare fuel that burned itself into my brain forever.


“Having a sore hand is bad… having a chainsaw hand? That’s badder!